Spastic Flailings

Andrew Garfield’s likely reactions while watching Zombieland:

Jesse mentioning his phobias:

Jesse swearing:

Jesse stretching:

Emma and Jesse almost kiss:

Jesse wearing tight black shirt and jeans:

Jesse having hand sanitizer:

Jesse on a motorcycle:

Jesse falling off his motorcycle:

Jesse being attacked by zombies:

Jesse and Emma making out:

Jesse saying how he was looking for this family all along:

AND AFTER SEEING THE MOVIE, ANDREW FINDS JESSE AND

3 years ago on April 30th, 2011 |J
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