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this is it! in two hours i am off on my 5-week trip to Greece, Paris, and Poland. i am going off electronics, a detox so to speak, for the time period. hahaha i may not survive but i will try to be strong. see you in july lovelies!

1 month ago on June 20th, 2014 |J
Tagged as: #nas travels #and is going to miss the orphan black finale #and shannon #especially shannon #ily shannon 
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das-uberchicken:

ineloquentformalities:

versacekardashian:

vonnegutpizza:

There needs to be more body positive songs in pop culture and I think this is a great contribution. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT THING.

this is rly cute

#SLAAAAY!!!!!

Holy shit this video is fucking adorable

THE OUTFITS!

1 month ago on June 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #supercute!!! #video #music 
1 month ago on June 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #i stopped watching the show but im glad its gay has continued #suits #mikexharvey 
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straightdating:

charybdiss:

Please watch this I’m in tears

THIS IS A COMMERCIAL I’M LAUGHING

you all laugh but this shit is real in my family

1 month ago on June 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #you invite the women in your family and close female friends of my mom #and my mom made my favorite foods #and i got gifts #and everyone shared the story of them getting their first period #it was actually really nice 
theronshan:

god bless the guardian film reviewers

theronshan:

god bless the guardian film reviewers

1 month ago on June 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #i am not in the john green or tfios circle of anything #but thats a great line 
sassiestnugget:

thank u bing for translating white boy

sassiestnugget:

thank u bing for translating white boy

1 month ago on June 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

1 month ago on June 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
I just ca't stop laughing at Peter's face when he gets the axe in his chest, it's too good XD

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sinyhale:

auntpol:

prettiestcaptain:

I’m never letting that scene go

Like, who in the hell was throwing that axe around that it took Peter by surprise?

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1 month ago on June 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #teen wolf #yes 
1 month ago on June 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #orphan black #allison hendrix 
loreface:

this speaks to me.

loreface:

this speaks to me.

1 month ago on June 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

raptorific:

A remake of George Orwell’s “Nineteen Eighty-Four” that follows the plot and tone of the book exactly, but plays Bowling for Soup’s “1985” over the credits, leaving the audience baffled and wondering if it was supposed to imply a forthcoming, really inappropriate, sequel. 

1 month ago on June 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

What do we say to the god of death?

Persephone: it pisses me off that people ignore the hymn to my mom that talks about how great we are together and instead believe this is against my will
Persephone: I mean I have you tied to the bed how would I not be into this
Hades: please can we not talk about your mom during sex it's really uncomfortable
1 month ago on June 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

sad-cunt:

even if im not horny im still pretty horny

1 month ago on June 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

vvankinq:

THOSE LONG VOGON FLIGHTS

1 month ago on June 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

softlycanthropy:

"Forget it, forget it, you’re a sick pervert."

(x)

1 month ago on June 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #fucking hilarious #but actually #cuties #jr bourne #daniel sharman #tw cast